QUIZ: Which member of the human race are you?
You got: Kris Kerzman
You’re bearded, male, 35, and live in Minnesota. Your favorite hobbies are board games, internet browsing, and watching Doctor Who with your daughter. You work as a writer and digital content creator and have an affinity for breakfast burritos and public radio.
I’d like a calendar of Marie Callender holding various colanders.